1. accioharo:

#sir ian is only here for mcstewart hang outs and we all know it

    accioharo:

    (Source: ew.com)

  2. (Source: cutns)

  3. punnier:

waking up to her morning messages <3

    punnier:

    waking up to her morning messages <3

  4. aquaticwonder:

    Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

  5. dogapult:

    today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread

  6. batreaux:

    You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

  7. pemsylvania:

pissonmekomaedakun:

pemsylvania:

how to properly treat friends

did you just tell the president to eat poison for lunch

you dont know our relationship

    pemsylvania:

    pissonmekomaedakun:

    pemsylvania:

    how to properly treat friends

    did you just tell the president to eat poison for lunch

    you dont know our relationship

  8. (Source: doughbvy)

  9. (Source: orangeis)